Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.