Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.