Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.