Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.