Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

What's black and doesn't work?

A quadriplegic chimney sweep.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

Sunset Jokes More Sunset Jokes

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels