Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.