Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.