Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll