Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.