Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Previous Random Joke Next

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll