Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.