Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish