Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !