Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.