Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.