Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish