Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.