Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.