What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.