What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.