What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.