What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !