What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.