What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.