A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
After the last dog they just ate.
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Me: You mean after I die, right
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
A: Because it nose.
Me: I love you.
A pit bull.
Border Collie