A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
He had no body to go with !
The Apostrosea.
A pit bull.
Border Collie