Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.