Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.