Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.