Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."