Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.