Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.