Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!