Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Jesus H. Christ Jokes More Jesus H. Christ Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on