Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!