How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !