How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool