How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.