How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."