What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture