What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture