What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture