What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture