What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Time to buy a new chair.

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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Patty O'Furniture

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Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture