x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
An e-lectron.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
They weren't invented yet.
X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.
O'Pressors
Watch your step!
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
Two fingers of whiskey.
