x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
An ambulance
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
A: they're always talking about God.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Who else invents things?
A leper playing guitar.
With a funeral.
Because he never left the pub.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
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The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Two fingers of whiskey.
