Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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William the Corn-cutter!

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Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.