x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Stamps!
Because he isn't real.
An Allahgy
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Tree fellas
paddy o' furniture
The pet store
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.