Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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Go Ahead Make My Day"

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Because he doesn't exist.

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Crock o'Dial.

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.