x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Sign language.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
She was taking god's name in vein.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
A virgin
Crock o'Dial.
Fowl ball
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Wild Twerky!
Two fingers of whiskey.