What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.