What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world