How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.