What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor