What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor