How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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because of the tally-ban

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The Dallas Cowboys

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Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.