How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.