How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.