How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.