Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.