What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.