Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.