Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.