Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.