Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.