Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!