Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!