Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What do black people drive?

house prices down

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!