Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Eastern Jokes More Eastern Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Manual Work Jokes More Manual Work Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.