What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup