What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.