What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.