What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."