What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."