What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.