What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.