Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Peas, man.
Peas and franks.
Mourning, everybody!
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
He had his soup before it was cool.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Pork Chop!
Kermit the frogs finger.
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
