Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Boston Harbor Jokes More Boston Harbor Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."