Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.