Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."