Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.