Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.