Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine