Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.