What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you call two physicians?

A paradox