What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

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What do you call two physicians?

A paradox

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.