How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

ltsmashes keyboard&gt

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."