How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.