How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins