How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.