It is now a parent.
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Because he's a sub woofer.
Medium Pizzas
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Bedlam
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."