What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.