What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?