What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?