What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.