What's the difference between your momma and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.