Momma Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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What's the difference between your momma and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.

This joke may have profanity.

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn