What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.