Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.