Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.