Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.