What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo