What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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She gives you the eye.

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Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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A hoedown!

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They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

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