Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner?

Torque

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio