Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio