What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs