What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf