What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*