What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.