What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.