What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!