What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.