What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.