What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.