What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)