What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!