What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.