What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B