What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.