What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.