What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!