What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.