What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!