What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!