What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.