What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....