What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.