What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.